Wtf??
Yeah, I promised a couple friends of mine that I would make a post when I was drunk last night.. I should probably remember to send it next time though.. so there she is! A true work of art, if you ask me. I’ll do a better, more comprehensive one next time. Now I have a pretty big mess to clean up..
i am soo drunk right nwo
andi donwiqtn know what tow riet
Meh
This is pretty bad, I’ve had this blog for all of three fucking days and I don’t know what to fucking write about on the third.
Expect more three minute interviews on the way though.. if you have any cool shit to talk about, SHOOT ME AN EMAIL at chris@chrisisthebest.com. I can do an interview with you in person or over the phone. You can be ANYBODY. Honestly, it doesn’t matter how boring of a person you are or how much I know you, you will probably be able to get interviewed on here. This blog has no standards.
That’s also why I have a new slogan for the blog: The World’s Shittiest Blog. You can see it on the top-right of this page.
OH MY GOD a cat riding a fucking roomba!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this 500-post marathon is gonna be hard.
3/500
Three Minute Interview: Grant
Today we are greeted by a very special guest - Grant. Grant is an interesting fellow, and he attempted something very admirable recently - he aimed to stay awake for 72 FUCKING HOURS STRAIGHT. Listen to our EXCLUSIVE three minute interview with Grant by clicking on the link below! Seriously, just listen to the fucking interview.
Click here to listen to the interview!!
Click here to vote in the steak poll!!
2/500
Hey
A quick little fucking post to let you fuckers out there know that I’m setting a new goal for myself: 500 posts in 500 days. That’s right, 500 fucking posts in 500 fucking days. Fuck. Every day for the next 500 days I will post an entry to this blog. If I make it, I will have a celebratory masturbation session. If I do NOT make it, I will masturbate anyway!!! (but probably cry after)
Who knows what the next 500 days will bring! I look forward to spending every fucking minute of it with you. Or at least the two minutes a day you spend checking my blog. FUCK i suck with introductions. Anyway, see ya tomorrow. This blog is going to suck BALLS.
fuckidy-fuck-fuck
1/500